"Pinkfinger!" (da da dun)
"She's the pony; the pony with the party touch! ...A teasing touch!" (du du du de woo)
"Such a silly pony! (wa-wa-wah!)
"Beckons you to enter her web of sin... but don't go in!!"
(Even if you've never seen Goldfinger - and shame on you if you haven't, this movie is a classic among classics imho - you should recognize the Bondisms)
Also: Applejack as Oddjob lol